Carp Fishing

[youngfisher]

Went to the fishing lake today where im a member at with a couple of family members.
We fished on the Colver Lake, where if you have floating bread, you seriously catch all day.
We was having a brilliant day, until we was told we had to move because there was a match happening.
So we went to another lake where I only caught about 7 little ones.
But on the first lake I had 6-7 good carp.

Pictures:

Me landing in a fish at around 5am, with my dads uncle watching:

Me posing for my dad haha:

YF

 

[catfish00]

nice rod mate

 

[bae1994]

oh i got a joak

fisherman sat at a lake with a bucket full of fish

game keeper comes up

game keeper: oi thats to many fish your under arrest
fishermanh no there my pets fish i briing them here let them have a a swim and then call them back
game keper: oh i dont believe you show me
fisherman lets them go
game keeper five minutes later: so when do you call them back
fisherman:call what back
game keeper: the fish
fisherman: what fish

i no its a bit crap

 

[tropic_john]

oh i got a joak

fisherman sat at a lake with a bucket full of fish

game keeper comes up

game keeper: oi thats to many fish your under arrest
fishermanh no there my pets fish i briing them here let them have a a swim and then call them back
game keper: oh i dont believe you show me
fisherman lets them go
game keeper five minutes later: so when do you call them back
fisherman:call what back
game keeper: the fish
fisherman: what fish

i no its a bit crap

*the noise of the crickets* *The tumbleweed rolls past*

 

[bae1994]

yep pretty much what about this one


guy walks into a bar meets a woman

guy:hi do i know you
woman:yes i think your the father of one of my kids
guyh god are you that pR*st**ute i was with behind burger king
womanh no,.......im his maths teacher

 

[tropic_john]

xD.......

 

[bae1994]

ok then

a guy goes to a 5 pound lady of the night
next day he notices he has crabs
so he goes back and complains
she sais it was five pounds what did you expect lobster!

sorry to hijack yf

 

[Buddyboy67]

Back to coarse fishing for a tick...good going yf..nice days catch all round I'd say...nice one !!!

 

[bae1994]

Back to coarse fishing for a tick...good going yf..nice days catch all round I'd say...nice one !!!

now now lets try and keep this on topic shall we

 

[youngfisher]

Lets keep on topic now bae, dont want to get in trouble with mods.

 

[bae1994]

yeah they are funny tho

 

[Buddyboy67]

Well said yf...

 

[james_fish]

I love course fishing, especially when the rewards are as appealing as a double figure carp.

I rarely go carping but i have been three times.

First trip i caught a 12lb and a 15lb

Second trip i caught a 15lb

On my last trip i caught a 18 1/2 lb, cracking fish.