What Is A Pregnant Fish Called?

[gayno]

Hi all.

I've heard from different sources that a pregnant fish is called

• Git
• Twit
• Twat

But does anyone know which, of these is true?
Just trying to clear up a debate in the office!!

Adam

 

[Ddraig Goch]

It probably won't help, but have a look here.......................... http/www.straightdope.com/columns/020329.html

 

[Bloo]

Twit
according to this

and here'ssome more reading for you too

 

[The-Wolf]

twit is correct
pratt is used if it is a gravid goldfish
(gravid is the term used to describe egg laden fish)

 

[Ethos]

Why is it Twit?
"Oh you twitty fish! Going and getting yourself pregnant!"..

 

[Bloo]

Why is it Twit?
"Oh you twitty fish! Going and getting yourself pregnant!"..

Why is the grass green ?

 

[jimbooo]

how funny, twit, twat or twurp who knows, either way a goldfish cant be pregnant so it's neither.

 

[chrisnewmanuk]

Why is it Twit?
"Oh you twitty fish! Going and getting yourself pregnant!"..

Why is the grass green ?

because of chlorophyll

 

[The-Wolf]

you know full well I ment egg laden

 

[Ethos]

Why is it Twit?
"Oh you twitty fish! Going and getting yourself pregnant!"..

Why is the grass green ?

because of chlorophyll

That was actually a good answer, lol.

 

[consp]

"Twat" is a naughty naughty word. I'm sure it isn't used for fis

 

[Bloo]

Why is it Twit?
"Oh you twitty fish! Going and getting yourself pregnant!"..

Why is the grass green ?

because of chlorophyll

that was meant "tongue in cheek"

It wasn't a real question

And if your's wasn't a real answer, well then we're quits

 

[kris-b-]

I think it was a real answer

 

[Bloo]

I think it was a real answer

yeah, I was afraid of that - obviously didn't get it

 

[Bloo]

Haha - according to this, a juvenile cod is a "sprat" and a juvenile Mackrel, a "Blinker or Tinkar". Interesting....