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Hey guys an gals, I thought that some of these jokes (didn't make them) were pretty funny and fishy LOL anyway:
 
What did the fish say when he posted bail
IM OFF THE HOOK!!!!
 
Why don't fish like basketball?
because there afraid of the net...
 
which fish can perform operations?
a sturgeon!
 
Anyway, if you guys have some good fish jokes then just reply below! :)
 
What kind of money do fishermen make? Net profits!!
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What day do fish hate the most? FRYDAYS!
 
What do you call a stupid fish?

A dumb bass
 
What do you call a fish with no eyes and no fins?
 
Still fsh

 
 
 
Found this one online - made me chuckle, well, a little bit....ok, made me smile is all
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A fish and a crab were playing with a ball.
 
Then the crab wouldn't toss the ball back to the fish.
 
The fish cried, "You're shellfish!".
 
 
For cod sake, I'll sea myself trout
 

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